Who should not be allowed to use the English language

I read some hilarious comments by people who shouldn't be allowed to use the English language.  Hilarious. Here are some: 


1. Anyone that describes themselves as a plank of wood:

2. People, who, don't, know, when, to, use, punctuation: 

3. People who let everything go RIGHT over their heads:

4. People who probably shouldn't be in this country:

5. People who have no idea how breathing works:

6. People who have acute and obtuse friends up in the sky: