Better to be in prison in the financial crisis?

IN PRISON, you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK, you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle.

IN PRISON, you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK, you get only one meal one break and have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON, you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK, you get rewarded for good behaviour with MORE WORK.

IN PRISON, a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK, you carry around a security card and unlock open doors yourself.

IN PRISON, you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON, you get your own toilet.
AT WORK, you have to share.

IN PRISON, they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

So what are you waiting for.........

Kill your Boss and go to prison!!!